My car is still not fixed!!! GAH!!! wish they would hurry up I miss the bullet Ok now thats over with whats been going on.

Well last week I bus’d it into Murton for Baz’s engagement party, something must be in the air but got there after the bus trip with a bunch of drunks and crack heads and it was couple central. I was sat next to Gas and his new bird and dan and his bird and another lad and his bird, brill….

Anyway it was good crack, the DJ was horendus I kept goin up asking for some rock or hip hop and out came the macarana, the cha cha slide etc. etc. so In a effort to liven things up out came the shots for the table. Gass’s bird whos really sound ended up getting hammered and unable to stand, me Gas, Baz & Dan did some amazing air guiatr with Baz’s air drums and me & Gas did the shitest Macarana of all time

After managed to jump a taxi back to sund with Baz’s younger cousin and her mate, my god the filth coming out of her mouth in the taxi was rediculous before heading to they headed to the chav end of town, ahh Seaham birds haha!

The week has few over, was in the worlds most boring conference on monday up at 5:30 and was at Martin & Lucys wedding rehersal till later the night before, got home hit the sack in a second. Mams in the hospital right now getting her last bussom removed as a precaution, the ops happening right now so fingers crossed alls well (which it will) before I go and see her later.

Off to Lumley Castle tonight with Martin before the big day tomoz, cant wait should b ace, sure I’ll blog about it Sat.  And its also gona be classed as the last day of my lent fastign WoooO!O!O!OOO!

Then on Bank holiday Monday I’m off to Amsterdam for 2 days of interviews with 4 companies to see whats out there.

I’m really gona need some sleep next weekend then

Right so tickets book for Summer, going to a couple of rock festivals with the boys, first Spain then Germany ahhh.. The inside of a tent for a fair few days, bye bye back West Cost US isnt happening too much going on so here it all is.

First of all that scumbag Taxi driver is going to blow my no claims, after he called and said nowt to worry about nothing wrong he’s  (or the taxi comp) have put a claim in, so I’ve chucked one righ back at him. Need to phone the insurance comp tomoz and get the bullet back on the road.

Apart from that look like everyones getting hitched, Baz’s engadgement party next sat and the week after Martins wedding, I cant wait should be ace but man it feels a little wierd one of my best mates will have a wife, he’s practactly marryed anyway, cant wait to see how the big day goes. After that then its Waynes & even Dunc weddings this year too. Man Scotty last year was just the first of many guys lifes over no younger than 35 for me, but then who doesnt love being single and hasstle free.

Lents going fine as always, lifes good having fun and been chilling this week, works been buzy as always homes been good. The guys upstairs are all moving out soon too, some chicks moving in a month, new to Sunderland moving up on her todd, wonder what shes expecting?

Oh and this week for the crack I tarted up my CV and chucked it online, works all coming to ahead at the mo, completing a tonne of stuff so why not see what’s out there. But from the day after onwards I must have received atleast 3 job offers a day. No rush tho, we’ll see what’s around…. Hawaii? please

Yesterday I had a giant craving for a nice cold drink of coke but its gone now, this years been so much easier I could just keep going, guess I’m used to it now, only a few weeks to go till I chow down again.

Since last posting its been the cancer central, Dads lung spots have grown so hes had scans and soon with be hit with Chemo, Mams next boobs getting lopped off next month. Ahhh Cancer how Im sick of you.

Car MOT is due so gonna take it into the Garage the next week, still saw after the bump so needs some stuff doing to it, just been cruizing on public transport in the meantime, how I miss you car

Planning what to do over Summer, so far a rock festival just outside Madrid has been secured few days in a tent to see Metalica, Rage against the Machine and more YES!

Also Then off to Rockhamring Metal Festival in germany and the big one of hopping over to LA for a road trip with some American buds up the west coast for a couple of weeks to seattle with many stops which should be awesome, now I just need to work it all out.

Also need to get some time planned in to get a few new tats, plan was this sat but UI haven’t booked properly. Two more on my forearm and a bad ass one on my Shoulder that I’ve drew up.

Since the last post apart from being buzy buzy as normal theres been a tonne of stuff going on.

Last Sat night I picked up a Jonny and we were headed to Newcastle for someones 21st and to hit the Rock clubs (the othe rlads were in Liverpool)

Guess theres plenty to do now for its MOT at the end of this month

Up early on Sunday Morning for trip tooo Newc with Martin, got the metro and the bloody bus replacement servce was on, it dropped us at Gateshead and we desided to walk over to the town centre, a coupel of hours of stuff turned into ages and ages, I was knackered crashing from Lent and a late night with the car mare, ended up getting some food upstairs in Pacific Bar.

Gah work tomorrow and I’m laid up in bed on a Sunday night goosed with Man Flu again brill… FLEM EVERYWHERE!!!

This weekend was ace tho, Thurs - Fri was a bit of a mare, late at work & early in in the morning to launch a site, fully shatter but after getting back, Friday was spent in bed & playing Burnout Paradise and listening to some music.

Sat was a day and night in Newc, Scott, Ahern & Gaz were all coming up for a mini reunion, Batson his crew and Castle & Darlo also joined us later. I hopped over in the car earily on, it was raining and first thing I did after parking the car was slip in the mud, MARE. All down my back, hands and arse. Jacket in boot, I ran to Trillians toliet and spent half an hour under a tap washing and cleaning up. By the time I met them I was just in a shirt in the rain soaked through.

Hung out all day, tho its been awhile and everyones loved up and doing there new things its the same as ever and really nice to slip back into the groove. Scotty must have mentioned he was married about a million times, so chuffed hes well loved up with his misses. Spent ages haggling with Gaz too for his jacket that I borrowed from to warm me up. He got it as a chirstmas prez from his fam, I nearly had him at £30 but then the deal went sour nooo…!!! thanks Ahern for spoiling that one!

Anyway the day was a long one, bars, went for some munch at Wagamamas and as we were queing I spot Tims shinney head with Kylie & Jimbo who were making a trip for some munch, I was laughing my head off as they practacally have a shrine built to the D’s.

Anyway after the munch hit a few more bars, lots of girls with not a lot of and scotty being mr chat to the birds now hes married he seemed moe gagging that ever to living through us who are still single. I spent a tonne of the night claiming back the high6 for 08, everytime I could a high5 was slipped in. Crack was good but as always when theres a bunch of lads together after food, drinks and crack we headed to the strippers.

The highlight of Newcastle was deffinatly Blue Velvet, Zoe and Private Dancer. We were in there for a while, went in at 10 and as alway got lynched after 5mins, a hot girl with a awesome eagle (or Phoenix) tattoo on the shoulder came over and I said it was too early I was chilling and had zero crack so please dont make me talk to her, she said she had no crack to and just sat looking at me, mare! I cracked and waffled on for a bit, she was hot so I said I’d promise the next dance I’d get would be off her and I wasnt fobbing her off like a minger. Anyway had more banter, Castle was being a slease more birds coming over but hitting them up with the mint excuse I now had (tho the amount wanting to know about my tattoo was ridiculous and having to explain it a million times so I dont sound like a rapist takes forever).

Anyway she comes back and I said cool I’ll get a dance but the music needs to be better, some dirty rock or something as the stuff they were playing was HORRENDOUS!!! After a bit of good crack, music talk and slaggin of the DJ I stat joking about a bit as this Zoe girl has great banter, so I tell her to get the cheese on and dance to Private Dancer by Tina Tuner for me. She laughs her head off saying the DJ wont play it but manages to get it on. AMAZING! best and also most fun lapdance ever, will remember it forever so so hot n dirty and just too much fun, a lapdance to Private Dancer is legend!

Also I acted like a total child as Gravel Pit also came on and I sat the with a cheese ball line in my head shucking to myself. So after I told her the line “Thankyou for letting me check out your Gravel Pit” obviously the best line she will ever hear. Such a good laugh.

We then had to leg it to more bars and the club, lots of dancing and seemed like he partys everywhere with knickers on display but we got knackered quick, the cold was cabbaging me and the others had been on a marathon sesh, legged it back in the car with some tunes blasting, head hit the pillow and I was out. Up early this morning for a trip out for some errands and then Sunday munch, the afternoon has been wasted in bed and chilling with the man flu, ace!

So January has been fun and knackering, lots of traveling around but a couple of weeks ago a very sad thing happened.

The Bullet bite the dust (so sad) it broke down on the way to work the day before it was ment to go to the garage and get fixed. Thought it might have been out of petrol, walked ages to a petrol station in the rain and back, still no joy. So went to work then on the way back tried the car, it worked and got halfway back while the car was all over the place and I had to rev it so high. So had Dan was called in and a few jump starts got it a few streets closer but it was deeeedd!!!!
Had to get my mate Dave over from south Shields and a new Battery to get the car back, in the dark close, wind and rain on strawberry bank for it a bit and got it kinda going to get to the garage the next day, Anyway now its all fixed and I’, loving it, its like having the beast back, so much faster and fun again wooooo!!!!! Music blasting, tires skidding !!!! Happy!

Been legging it around loads with work at the mo too, Liverpool & Leeds have been the most recent, Train’d it to Leeds and felll asleep on the metro back from Newcastle to Sunderland, woke up on a empty metro docked near Pelaw with a driver saying I should have gotten off, SHIT!!! He said I had to wait till he move again 20 mins of sitting there trapped and knackered no biggy tho.

Liverpool was canny too, managed to fit in seeing Scotty tho him Gaz & Dave are coming up for a night out in Newc this weekend. & went for a ridiculous 8 course meal at a Japanese resturant where they put a show on infront of you. At first I was hungry and said if anyone didn’t want anything to mass it my way, in the middle courses it was grilled fish I had about 3 then next was the meat and it was game over for me, full stomach and completely goosed, couldn’t even eat a bacon sarnie the next day. Popped to a open mic Jazz bar after, loving the fact a jazz guitarist had a Metallica tshirt on, should have grabbed the guitar and blasted it, Maybe not!

Anyway this Sat went out for a night of Rock in Newc with Jonny & Kylie, had hit Sund a few times and had some good nights (including seeing a too muntant guys one who looked like a mole being amazed at girls round town and the girls being scared so ace) but Sat was for the tunes.

Hit Trillains first ACE new DJ who sorted us out with a load of great great music, Kylie and Jonny were hammering the bar and after a while we were blasting along to some songs, voices goosed then on to Legends, mint as always straight away they played Master of Puppets and The Trooper, Knackered straight off, sweating jumping around singing with the randoms of the dance floor, ACE the best thing was some hammered mess of a bird who looked like Julian Clary fell on Kylie and tried to eat his face right funny. Later on some fatty was hanging round us like a bad smell too, but much time spent going mental on the dance floor.

After went to McD’s in the que some towny giving Kylie shit so Jonny and I went over and he started showing us his tatoos and yammering on about if we played Rugby, anyway made it to the dude and they were out of Burgers, Kylie was baffeled in his hammered state and paniced buying quarter pounders and Big Macs and spend £17 on McD’s!!!!!!!! I had a burger and fres they had the rest, ANIMALS!!!!

On the way back round 3:30am (Jonny was up at 8 unlucky!) some pissed chav was walkin behind us and Kylie & Jonny needed a wee stop and he stopped looked at us and pulled out a empty bottle of Lambrini, he was hammered asking if we were the ones that beat him up (he looked find) said no we have McDs do we look like it, he said what I had on was the same as the guy (no!) and then walked over to jonny saying the bottles going on there head and through there neck (no chance buddy your hammered) anyway explained we wernt, they he started to cry apologised and walked off Ahh Newcastle!!!! Haha!!!!

Also yesturday my god my lunch swim was rammed loadsa oaps but also two 18-20ish hot hot hot girls swimming right next to me, had some banter but man boobs and arse that isnt a granny right next to you swimming definiatly keeps you in the pool longer.

Well Christmas was ace, on Chrimbo hung round my mams, with my bro. Pretty much ate, then cabbaged on the sofa and fell akip drooling and all, Repeated this a few times. My bros chick came over and we hung and watched some DVDs (Pirates 3, not the best one) again with more eating and sleeping, then my bros mate Reece popped over and the guitar and sing star was broken out.

The next day hung with my Dad and went to go and see I Am Legend, it was decent but the book sounds tonnes better but ace just to hang with my Dad again too.

Its been ace off work just pottered around till new year, tho my cars falling to bits so I need get that fixed in teh next few weeks, MOT is next month too haha!

Anyway hung out with Martin one day popping round Sunderland and South Shields to return/exchage some stuff and then got addicted to Super Mario Galaxy round his house. Went out to Trillians in Newc with the boys to see a rock band too tho I wasnt felling it.

New Years was class, ended up round Sunderland with the crew this year ending my Veto of shitty town centre and had plenty of fun, looks like I can stand it every few months It wasnt to buzy either, spent alot of time cheesing it up in Arazona and managed to get home some time after 3.

Then the next day, pure and utter man flu, head bangging, flem, coughs, looks like I cought it of Kyle who caught it off Jimmy, im still done in and back to work tomorrow. Fully loaded up on cough medicine and head ache tables, theyre knocking me out big time, then waking up with sweats and shivers, work tomorrows gone be lush

So im settled in a new pad after moving the other week as my lease ended on my apartment. As always I left everything last min but I’m now in a place so so so close to town.

Firstly moving again ment I got rid of so much more crap, I dont know how I manage to collect so much of it but everytime I move there are bags full for the charity shop. The biggest chore was getting all the cleaning done before handing over the keys, I hate cleaning ovens.

Anyway moved now with a little help from my bro, moving my TV in the rain was almost leathal operation. So im in a place on teh ground floor, theres a couple of guys upstairs, one guy whos a lecturer for tourisim at Sunderland Uni and the same age as me and some other guy whos some DJ/enterpranure.

Anyway I like it alot, everythings handy and I have an excuse for a killer internet speed The pain is becuase its so close to town cars park and block you in so people can save a minutes walking, its totaly thier fault if they get some dints.

So I’ve been in Manchester quite a bit the last couple of weeks with work, ahh trains and chilling is fab tho I was robbed thinking there was wifi in first class, nope just douchebags. Mainly its been works christmas meals, obviously im there for food and its been ok crack most of the time. I love the fact everyones in holiday mood chill….

Also went to hang with the guys for a chrimbo meal Jimmy grabbed up in for as it was some charity thing for his sis’s footy team, just got back from manc so went like a scrumb but what do I care, was good to catch up with that lot, dont really see them as I have vetoed going out round town for me in 07 (as its complete shat).

Anyway got all my chrimbo shopping in over the last few days but man I need to learn and do my shopping early on the net, I cant stand rammed shopping centres full of chumps and big ques, especially if your browsing if you mind isntr make up. Today I had to go and pick up some grocerrys and shaving stuff (got a reet beard and fro going on) and I wanted to top people.

Anyway loving it at the mo, off work till the 4th YES! so gonna chill like a mo fo. Santas coming tonight!!! :D

Mams tomorrow for combinations of food and sleeping on the sofa and then off to see my Dad on boxing day for some crack.

:D :D

Ohh one more thing heres a story about a run in with one of my new neighbours Ive had already ahh friends being made everywhere

I hit the sack and here a little noise around 4 from one of the lads upstairs, then at 6 I hear music pounding through the celing from the other dude, its 6 and I need my sleep so I go up too have a word (I also see one of the lads standing at the doorway of the other flat and I tell him its ill have a word as he wanted to get to sleep to)
Anyway I go in the guy invites me in for a drink where hes there on some decks with two of his pals one dancing one on the sofa cabbages, all are total chavs, the guy dancing is around 40 and they all look completly hammered and pilled/coked up.

Anyway I humor him for 15mins then have a word to say can you turn it down alttle espechially the bass as its right above my bed and I wana get back to kip, he turns it down but keeps goin on how its a one off and that its christmas but I just keep saying well I want to get to sleep.

Now he starts to get angry saying he was here before me and that its christmas over and over again and then comes out with some BS about that I should just go to a friends and hes having his party. I call him out on this, his brain doesnt seem to be taking anything in and the shouting of “Who are you to be telling me what to do!” etc etc and starts punching the wall in rage. All the time the other dipshit is jumping up and down dancing by himself and the other guy is cabaged on the sofa.

So he goes to turn the music up I stop him and say im leaving it as that, now hes spouting about how hes wants to leave this place soon and were arent to acknowledge each other again. So I say fine we’ll leave it at that, its about 6:30am now and Im leaving his house and he comes after me shouting “Who am I to tell him to shut up” then starts screaming and punching his fist through his side door near his exit while standing toe to toe with me and then starts shouting what have I done to contribute to humanity, to evolution to tell him to be quite. I keep explaining I’m just asking him to turn it down a little and let me sleep, by now his dancing mate is holding him back and Im thinking that this guy is wasted and theres now reasoning with thsi guy so I say bye and go home.

So im back to go to bed, I hear more wall punching, screaming and then he comes and knocks on my door and wants to talk, I sit him down hes still fuming and get him to chill just saying my same point and sticking to my guns. Anyway he cools it, I humor him a little just to keep the peace then he starts coming up with all this stuff how hes a fighter and not to mess with him so I tell him the same, the standard whos cocks bigger thing then he comes out with shit about how he was abuses as a child and his temper etc.. anyway all was settled he goes up, musics quiter and I drift off.

Anyway alls been sorted now, hes been down with many appologiges and excuses, if it happens again it will come to blows but it should be all good with respect all round (fingers crossed). haha